gists/c-programming/jokes/CC0-LICENSE.c

#include<stdio.h>
#include<stdlib.h>
int main(void){puts(
"Creative Commons Legal Code\n"
"\n"
"CC0 1.0 Universal\n"
"\n"
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"    THE USE OF THIS DOCUMENT OR THE INFORMATION OR WORKS PROVIDED\n"
"    HEREUNDER.\n"
"\n"
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"the purpose of contributing to a commons of creative, cultural and\n"
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"culture and the further production of creative, cultural and scientific\n"
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"\n"
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"elects to apply CC0 to the Work and publicly distribute the Work under its\n"
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"\n"
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"     in a Work;\n"
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"vii. other similar, equivalent or corresponding rights throughout the\n"
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"     implementations thereof.");puts(
"\n"
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"treaty (including future time extensions), (iii) in any current or future\n"
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"revocation, rescission, cancellation, termination, or any other legal or\n"
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"as contemplated by Affirmer's express Statement of Purpose.\n"
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"extent the Waiver is so judged Affirmer hereby grants to each affected\n"
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"of copies, and (iv) for any purpose whatsoever, including without\n"
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"will not (i) exercise any of his or her remaining Copyright and Related\n"
"Rights in the Work or (ii) assert any associated claims and causes of\n"
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"\n"
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"    that may apply to the Work or any use thereof, including without\n"
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);fflush(stdout);return EXIT_SUCCESS;}